Basketball On The Internet.

SOMEONE help me with this because I can't figure it out.

Derek Rucker is - by the length of the straight - by far the best colour man Fox has unearthed or rediscovered for its NBL coverage.

So this week we get lumped with Corey Williams - or Corey Homicide Williams, as Dwayne Russell seems compelled to call him - yet again on what turns into the upset of the week when Townsville beats Melbourne.

Yeah, good question to Mitch Norton: " What's your Instagram?"

Shoot me now.

I must go on record to say, and I'm not being even slightly disingenuous here, how rapt I was to see Steve Carfino during the halftime break of the Kings-Breakers telecast.

Upbeat and happy, it reminded me of how good he was in the days BEFORE he had to carry the telecasts at Fox and/or Ten - when he was the colour man not the colourful man.

He couldn't host - yeah, no kidding - but he was fine alongside a Bill Woods or a Steve Quartermain or John Casey.

STEVE CARFINO: My favourite memory of him.

I'd rather hear him than Mr "Big Time Play", "CG43", "Big Time Shot", "Follow me on Twitter", "Big Time Playah" ... ugh.

Brad Rosen was tidy and efficient again and the return of Andrew "Gazey" Gaze wasn't as calamatous as some expected. Those playing the drinking game by sinking a beer every time Drewey mistakenly called "Illawarra" as "Wollongong" wound up being teetotallers for the night.

Those taking a drink any time Dwayne says: "Who wrote this script" are currently getting AA counselling.